Another Quick and Funny Promo Vid By the Wonderful Saleem “Kidethnic” Reshamwala!
10 O’Clock… March 30th … Wheels… You’re Welcome!
Way too awesome to come to yourself!
DURHAM NC – Defacto Thezpian has an uncanny delivery, remarkable cadence and undeniable punchlines. The Actor/Rapper is fresh out of high school and looking to be recognized as one of NC Hip Hop’s juggernauts!
He recently dropped Delusions of Grandeur (D.O.G.) EP and is currently recording his newest album Chicks & Rhymes Vol 2, where I personally got to see this album developed, because I’ve helped with recording it! Believe me, its HOT!!
Here is some stuff I wanted to share with you, that I thought was pretty funny… Enjoy!
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
Day light savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Have you ever wondered?
How can someone “draw a blank”?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
Now for some C & C Music Factory
DURHAM NC – OZ, an american hip hop artist out of North Carolina teamed up with JleelTV from SuckaFree Music Group to create a wild music video that is Obviously “Out of the Box” and different from the norm.
Thinking out the BoX arrival – will be OZ’s Freshmen album. and I for one am very anxious to see what else this dope lyricist has to say off the album.
$5 Advance $7 Door
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Durham, NC – On March 16, 2012, Toon & The Real Laww will celebrate the release of Toon’s anticipated Ep release at The Pinhook, located at 117 W. Main Street in Durham. Keeping the philanthropic model of business going, the release will coincide with a custom snapback baseball cap Designed by Toon and Dave Baron of SimplySea.com brand caps.
1/4 of all cap proceeds will benefit the Durham Crisis Response Center, who works with the community to end domestic and sexual violence through advocacy, education, support and prevention. Toon and his mother are both domestic abuse survivors so which is why this is the philanthropic effort connected with this release.
Toon & The Real Laww have taken a firm grip on the Triangle music scene as of late, by always giving back to their community with numerous charitable efforts and doing surprising numbers at consecutive shows with a dizzying display of tactical lyricism and humorous acrobatics. The growing buzz and widespread fanfare are evident each time the energetic team of Producer/MC’s take the stage.
Growing with the buzz created from visual projects by their video team, Saleem “Kidethnic” Reshamwala and Johnny J. Jones, it quickly became apparent that the production duo were legit, and serious about making a name for themselves among the top names in music.
The Ep/Mixtape mixes Hip Hop, Pop, Rock, Electronic and Jazz influences. So keep your ears to the Grapevine and your calendars clear for the date. See you there.
The Real Laww & Toon Present:
“Skate Away The Hate”
715 N. Hoover St
ALL of the proceeds will be benefiting The Victims of Domestic Violence
@ Durham Rescue Mission
Doors Open: 10pm
Special Performances by:
Toon and The Real Laww
The Infamous Skate Freaks of NC
So Strap up those Skates to “Skate Away The Hate”
Support a Great Cause and Great Music!
First I want to thank everyone who has supported me during this come up stage. Believe me, your loyalty and support is not going unnoticed and will be recognized.
Mark this date in your calendars, January 13th at Casbah, downtown Durham, myself and Toon are putting on an event of epic proportion and would love for you to be apart of it.
I am proud to say we are supporters of The Wounded Warriors Project, http://woundedwarriorsproject.org. So a portion of the proceeds will be going to the WWP.
The Real Laww
and Mr J
See you out there!
Doors Open at 8 pm
Event Starts at 9 pm
$5 advanced tickets
$7 day of
(an additional $3 if you’re not a Casbah member)
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